Got Caught Being NAUGHTY!
When Mom went out to shovel out her car during the storm, I was very naughty - I didn't mean to be, but I was.
(To the tune "We love you Conrad from Bye Bye Birdie)
I was naughty, oh yes I was
My name is Dory and I was bad
When mom was out shoveling snow
I DID IT
Oh I DID!
Or if you prefer the MUSICMAN:Oh we got trouble, right here in Beantown City.
Trouble with a captial "T"
That rhymes with "G"
And that stands for GARBAGE!
That stands for Garbage.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in Beantown City, Right here!
Gotta figger out a way
To keep the furry ones outta the trash after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...
Mothers of furry ones! Heed the warning before it's too late!
Okay, so my human really likes show tunes - apparently the farm didn't have cableTV when she was growing up, but there was a record player and soundtrack albums aplenty.Anyhow - I am sorry and I promiss never, never, never to get into the trash again. SANTA PAWS, please know that I am very sorry and I promise to be good so please don't forget to come to my house or bring me COAL!
Love, Dory
12 comments:
Oh Dory, I hear my Mom is big into showtunes too...apparently she likes to sing them to the elevator music at Macy's. Fortunately I'm not allowed in Macy's so I can't be embarrassed!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Better be careful or your trash will end up on the top of the fridge like mine is.
Oh Dory! Hopefully your mom won't squeal and tell Santa! We're sure it was just a mistake! If she'd stop baking all those cookies, the garbage wouldn't smell so darn good, right?! It's all her fault!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
I agree with Maggie and Mitch. This is totally not your fault! All those yummy smells have been messing with your head. After my Mom spent 2 days baking I got into some stuff I wasn't supposed to either. Maybe if your Mom had let you taste more cookies and lick the spoons and bowls more, you wouldn't have HAD to get into the trash.
Glad you had a great birthday!
Love Your Sorta Sis
Kaos
OOOOH....I L-O-V-E garbage, it's the bomb. Did you get anything good to eat?!?!
Samantha
when Tanner did that some dogs speculated we had a defective trash can. Maybe you should check yours out?!
We agree with Joey,Your Mom should check out the garbage can it surely must be that! HOW ABOUT THOSE PATS!!!!! In the middle of al that sluch and rainf and yuck!!!! That's my boys!!(Archie want to change his name to Archie Moss) Love A+A
Hi, Dory
Don't worry. Your mom loves you so much and I am sure she will not tell a word about it to Santa!
(I hope so!)
Have a good night
Lorenza
Haha, great lyrics! Oh, that's not much mess. I hope your mom has forgiven you Dory.
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
woofies Dory!!! heehee dory, u gots to b good till the 26th...the day after santa paws day and pressies day...den u can git back in da trash...
b safe,
;)lacylulu
Dory, I gotta warn ya. This song thing...it starts out slow and then it mushrooms! Pretty soon you will find yourself unable to post without setting it to music. Go right now and make your mom listen to two heavy metal albums. Maybe that will drive the show tunes away! I didn't do that, and I regret it!
kissies
gussie
Dory .. we KNOW you were framed. A big dog did it and ran away.tpwsiojg
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