When Mom went out to shovel out her car during the storm, I was very naughty - I didn't mean to be, but I was.
(To the tune "We love you Conrad from Bye Bye Birdie)
Or if you prefer the MUSICMAN:
Okay, so my human really likes show tunes - apparently the farm didn't have cableTV when she was growing up, but there was a record player and soundtrack albums aplenty.
Anyhow - I am sorry and I promiss never, never, never to get into the trash again. SANTA PAWS, please know that I am very sorry and I promise to be good so please don't forget to come to my house or bring me COAL!