Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Liza's Class/Course Catalog

Jen over at The Dogs of Jackman Avenue tagged me to play along and "Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to fix your life. It’s more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you’d also like to take".

Dory has graciously let me do the blogging solo today so here are my classes:

Don’t Try to Chop Mint in the Coffee Grinder and other Life Lessons 101 – Yes, what often seems like a natural substitute for something else often goes askew. The coffee grinder/food processor both has blades that go around why wouldn’t it chop fresh mint for a dog cookie recipe? Minty coffee anyone?

Grace and Rhythm for the Challenged – This is a pre-requisite class for How Not To Spill Stuff on Yourself. I am a klutz and if there was only a course to help me make it through the simple act of walking across a room, across the street, etc. You get the picture.

How Not To Spill Stuff on Yourself (also listed in the course catalog as White Blouse Rules) – I’m with Jen on this one big meeting, nice outfit all set to go and BLAM coffee, jam, black dog fur, paw prints or some other stain related disaster.

Technology Juggling for Idiots – I love my tech toys, but usually forget to charge them. The phone, my palm pilot, the MP3 player are all fun but only if I remember to stick them in the charger, or even if I remember to plug in the charger!

How Not to Raise Your Hand – I love to volunteer but often get over extended and as a result tired then crabby because I tired. This class will work on how not to be the eager beaver, over scheduled hand raiser!


Thanks Jen - this was fun! But then again my mom swears I am a professional student!

9 comments:

Ferndoggle said...

I think I need all of those classes!!! Especially Grace & Rhythm...not one of my strongest traits!

Thanks for playing. I am so far behind on my blogs. Tis the season!

Jen

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh I need to take 'How NOT to raise your hand'. I have a terrible case of that ALL the time!!!

Thanks for sharing - Michele

Peanut said...

I need both Grace and Rhythm and How no to spill stuff on yourself.

Rachelle

Maggie & Mitch said...

I guess the coffee grinder must just be for coffee beans! What a waste! We like multi-purpose gadgets too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The Brat Pack said...

Count me in on How Not to Raise Your Hand too!

Maryann

Ricky Pepper said...

oh yes, grinding the mint in the coffee grinder...good tasty treat for doggins, bad tasting coffee for hoomans...

xoxo,
Ricky & the Babes

Lady Kaos said...

I think I'd sign up for all of those. I don't own a coffe grinder because I'm known for using appliances for the wrong thing. I also don't own a blender. lol
Hilary

Amber-Mae said...

My mommy needs to enroll for this class, "How Not To Spill Stuff on Yourself." She's a clumsy klutz too!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Lenny said...

Liza, my mom needs all of those classes. Where can she sign up? :)

Your friend, Lenny