Sunday, April 22, 2007

NAUGHTY!

I have a confession to make - I have been very naughty here at Gramma's house. So naughty now everyone is calling me by another name.

Mom says that Gramma, Uncle Harvey and the rest of the world now must call me LAMBCHOP.

No, this is not because I am cute and fuzzy like the puppet "Lambchop", oh no, Mom is calling me lambchop because while Mom and Gramma were out I was counter surfing and did something very bad.

















Gramma knows I counter surf and can't help myself when it comes to food, but apparently yesterday she wasn't thinking about that.

When Mom and Gramma went to the store - I stole the lamb chops that Gramma was defrosting for dinner! They smelled so good and tasted even better - I just couldn't help myself. I mean Uncle Harvey was there, but he was relaxing and I honestly didn't think he'd mind!!??

Well, needless to say - I was in big trouble. Gramma did have more chops in the freezer, but I had to sit with Mom while she used her "I am very disappointed in you voice". I tried to tell her that Zachary and Mollie had helped but she wouldn't believe me!!

So now everyone calls me Lambchop and Mom has been watching me like a hawk. On the bright side, I have to report that the weather has been amazingly warm and I have lots of time to play with Mollie!




Mollie and I race around the yard and then hang out on the deck with all the humans. Uncle Harvey gives the bestest belly rubs ever!!


Tomorrow Mom has to go off to work and I get to stay here at Gramma's - Mom says I have to be on my very best behavior or else. I'm not sure what the "or else" is - but I can assure my readers one thing - NO MORE LAMB CHOPS!!

11 comments:

Maggie said...

oops! Accidents do happen! Gramma should have put those pork chops wayyyyyyyyyyyy out of reach so you wouldn't have been tempted! Did you still get your dinner or were the pork chops your dinner Dory?

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Way to go Dory :-) You are my hero :-)

Love
Opy

Marvin The Dog said...

Ha Ha Ha! Dory! Well done on the lamb chop front!

ooooh and I have often been threatened with "or else" but I don't have a clue what it means!

take care, I bet those chops tasted real good! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

love and licks Marv xxxxx

Joe Stains said...

oh no did you have an upset tummy after eating all of that?!

Ferndoggle said...

Well, who could blame you Dory! Blame the humans!

Lola

Lady Kaos said...

It is definately not your fault. I'm sure it was worth the punishment. I LOVE lambchops! Raw is better because then you don't have to taste all those funny seasonings the humans put on it. Mom also has a bad habbit of burning the meat because she gets distracted.
Have fun for the rest of your trip!
Kaos

Sophie Brador said...

You hit the jackpot Dory! Way to surf. I only ottoman and end table surf, and I've never ever found defrosting lamb chops there. I say, call me lamb chops any time you like ... just give me some.

p.s. my mom loved lambchops ... the puppet.

Boo said...

wah-ha-ha! nice one! well, if they wanna defrost the meat, they should have put it somewhere higher if it's not intend for you rite?? rite? rite? every dog in the world would have go for the lambchop giving the chance!

wet wet licks

Boo

PiratesGrrl said...

Wooohoooo Dory!!! The best I ever get anymore counter surfing is maybe some marshmallows or something. You really hit the jackpot!!

Thrawn from The Brat Pack

Sunshade said...

Why didn't they believe you when you told them Mollie helped???? I don't get it, I mean, we always work in packs!!

shhhh.... I won't tell, but weren't those LAMBCHOPS the bestest?? I love it when I get to eat lambie!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Tealeaf said...

Counter surfing probably outweighs sofa surfing in the "favourite" things to do department.

Its OBVIOUS that people need their counters cleaned up, the can't have meant to leave all that stuff out. So you were only helping. Why don't they understand.

Next time - you go try what KuBrin did to the oven?