Okay, it used to be all about DORY, NOW it's all about the Patriots and TOM BRADY!!! For those of you who may not know, our beloved Patriots will be beating the pants off the San Diego Chargers today so we can play another team yet to be determined and WIN the Super Bowl! Everyone in out family, Mom, Gramma, Zach, Mac, Mollie Uncle Harvey and I are all huge Patriots fans, so are Agatha and Archie, Lorenza and our new friend Mango, but friends I am here to tell you my human has lost her mind over this guy - TOM! (Liza: Dory, I have not lost my mind, but he is a great football player, unmarried and very dreamy looking. Dory: Mom you don't have a chance, he is dating a supermodel, so wipe that starry eyed look off your face!)
We also got wings and of course Sam Adams beer. Mind you I get NONE of these goodies. (Liza: Dory that is not true, you regularly steal something off the table on every game day.)
Ahem, yes, well as I was saying we are huge fans, but the most embarassing aspect of my day is when my human puts me in a University of Michigan jersey and dog collar. Now I know you may be asking yourself dear readers, "Dory why Michigan gear?"
Well according to my mom, we are University of Michigan people and since "Tommy" went to the University of Michigan we are supporting his football genius by wearing our Michigan stuff, drinking out of Michigan mugs and singing some stupid song called "Hail to the Victors" everytime the Pats score. I personally think she nuts! (Liza: DORY!) Okay, maybe she is just too cheap to buy Patriots gear - I have no idea. (Liza: Okay Dory, I was going to buy you a Pats collar, but it was over priced and half the quality of the collars I get you from Kathleen at Snazzy Petz - deal with it! Besides, wearing our Michigan gear just shows what dedicated and thoughtful Brady fans we are.)
Alrighty then, enough of all this chatter, I have to settle in and watch 8 hours of pre-game shows!!