Monday, November 05, 2007

Mom is in L*O*V*E

Yep she is in love with her new VACUUM!!!!!

It's a Dyson, it has some sort of ball thingy and everywhere my mom goes she gabs about the thing like it was some sort of miracle!

I swear I thought she was going to stop total strangers on the street to talk about all the fur the STUPID thing was sucking up.

In the old days she used to talk non-stop about me and how cute I am and what a good girl I am and how funny I am.....

NOW - it's dyson this and dyson that. BLECK!

I am so embarrassed - I can't even show my face! Hey does anyone know if I can sign Mom up for Dyson Anonymous???


Lorenza said...

Hi, Dory
Sure your mom is happy with her new Dyson!
Don't worry. That will pass and you will be again her main interest!
Have a good night

Gus said...

I agree with Lorenza. Muzzers may love their vacuums, but they come to their senses and realize that we are far more important. Hang in there Dory girl, prolly not more than a year or two!

Joe Stains said...

Mom is thinking about getting one of these things, I have to find a way to prevent it. I have to be THE most important and most talked about thing in the whole house!

Kerrio said...

Your mum is in love with a Dyson? ROFL! Don't worry Dory, the novelty will wear off... Honest.

In the mean time we will send over some cyber love for you poor neglected dysonned hound.

Snogs from the dogs

Kerrio & co

Xsara ... said...

I hate vacuums! I also think your mom will forget about it soon and you will be in the center of her attention again :)

Maggie & Mitch said...

I wouldn't worry, Dory. Is this purple vacuum warm and fuzzy and sweet? No, it's cold and purple and just has a job to do! You win!

Love ya lots,

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Dory,
I feel for ya...but be patient...she'll about 6 months!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Sparky said...

Oh wow! I've never seen a vacuum quite like that one before!


Charlie said...

What's it like not to have a bag? Is it yuccky to empty?
- Charlie

Johann The Dog said...

My Mum is in love with her Dyson too! I just don't get it, I hate the thing. Congrats to your Mum for getting one of THE best vacuums out there! Woofs, Johann

Lacy said...

woofies Dory, nice to meeteded u...glad me no has to worry bout a dyson, mama and daddy got rid of carpet cause of mamas asthma...all we gots is a little shop n vac and itz sooo little me can kill it if need b....heehee

b safe,

Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

oh join the Dyson Abandoned Dogs Club Dory!

My Jeannie has one, she loves to dyson and show me how much black fur she has dysonned up.

She always says she has enough to make another Black Dog when she has finished!!

"Sigh"....she thinks she is sooooooo funny!

love and Dysoned Out Licks, Marv xxxxxx

Zorra said...

oh wow... I hope our mom doesn't get one of those. we have enough problems getting her away from her camera. She talks about it like your mom talks about her dyson. We feel for ya sister.

Randi said...

Hi Dory! My mom & dad BOTH love they Dyson they creates another whole me when they are done sucking up the floors! & yes..even strangers on the street aren't safe from the Dyson conversation...geez wiz, if they had hair everwhere too, they'd be sucking up their hair with they dyson..not my fault I don't have to wear clothes!

Love & Licks,

ps...the carpet & house always smells better once the place as been dysoned...I guess its not all that bad!

Peanut said...

My mom wants one of those things. Thank goodness she can't afford it. haha